My name's Kristi, I'm 20, and my goals include becoming a glassblower and working at a renaissance festival.
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
(via itscauseyoureafuckinelf)
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
(Source: castiel-is-falling, via ibangedurcrayon)
i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat, via ibangedurcrayon)
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via hotterthanmustafar)
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
(via liftedandgiftedd)
ways to my heart:
- smack my ass
- smoke me out
- call me princess
(via maryjaneside4s)
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
(via dean-ilostmyshoe)
